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Man calls police to investigate loud noise, and

it turns out to be hedgehogs having sex.  So how just how loud were these hedgehogs?  According to Metro, “[t]heir lovemaking was so passionate – and noisy – that the homeowner called police to report the mysterious ‘loud panting’ noise.”  The police quickly found the pair in flagrante delicto and the (obviously frustrated) hedgehogs scampered away upon discovery.

He just had to stop the noise:

Man starts fire in apartment over neighbors having sex.  So, what exactly pushed him over the edge?  The defendant told the police that he started the fire “because his neighbors were having sex and making too much noise.”  How much noise?  So much that he decided that “he would rather go to prison and ‘get away from the noise.'”

We understand the defendant’s frustration while noting his lack of judgment.