Case in point: The sun-blocking umbrella drone. One could just carry an umbrella around, but no, a couple of tech bros came up with something spectacular:
WARNING: Lower the volume on your device!
Make that spectacularly awful. Says Sasha Lekach, Mashable, the “annoying hum and buzz renders the entire concept useless.” And what is its intended use? Why “[i]t’s intended for golfers on sunny greenways.” Of course it is.
The umbrella drone is as likely to exist as Uber’s flying taxis.