Apparently 30,000 loud, pooping crows are annoying Trenton residents who are tired of the crows waking them up and pooping everywhere. So what is the city going to do to get them to leave? According to NBC New York, the city is turning to “high tech” to get rid of them. Specifically, the city deploying “pyrotechnics, lasers, spotlights, amplified recordings of crow distress calls and crow effigies” to convince their unwanted guests to leave. Desperate times call for desperate measures.